The bad, the ugly, the politically incorrect…
1. The Blow-up Doll… This could get awkward.
2. The ‘Nip Slip’… definitely screams Real Housewives of Halloween.
3. Pussy Magnet or Douchebag?
4. Holy Shit!
5. I don’t think “wow, what a precious couple” is the first thing crossing anyones mind.
6. The Subtle Snake Charmer. We get it! You want to draw attention to your ‘snake’.
7. Sexy Sriracha? Sure, that makes perfect sense!
8. No thanks…..
9. That’s a…. well, that’s a basket full of balls.
10. This kind of banana is NOT good for your health.