It’s that time of the year again where everyone blows up ANY and EVERY form of social media with the excitement over the Coachella line up. Not only should we be excited to see our favorite performers we cannot forget about the rare species who will be there. The people who travel from all over to this event are almost as entertaining as the festival itself! Below are 5 types of people you are guaranteed to see at Coachella this year..which one are you?

1.)The True Hippie

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This place will be filled with plenty of flower children, dreads, and tree huggers. The lack of showering is never a problem for these hippies as a matter of fact Coachella is considered a second home for them. Being able to take acid and be one with the nature and music is considered their normal lifestyle. Their presence is normally  harmless but we do have to wonder: How do they afford tickets and copious amounts of drugs? How did they get here? and Where do they go for the rest of their lives?

2.) The Fame Whores

These are the girls who spend all year getting their “sexy/hipster” outfits ready for the festival while strategically plotting how to get VIP. They normally have no idea who’s performing and all they care about is meeting a celebrity. They will do just about anything to get backstage including plenty of promiscuous/drug activity. Not to mention they pretty much document their every waking second. These girls will be caught constantly taking selfies, insty’s and snap chats to let the whole World know “how much fun they are having”!

3.) The Bros

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This is a special kind of species that is caused by too many steroids, tanning beds and crushed beer cans to the dome. These guys will most likely be found wearing no shirt in order to show off their sweet muscles. Most likely they will be found in the Sahara tent after taking their dose of pills. They will either be trying to grope anything with a pair of boobs or protecting their manhood by trying to fight anyone who is invading their space. If you’re really lucky you will see one face first in the grass who must have had one too many beers from trying to outdrink his other “bro”.

4.) The Posers

These people maybe know a couple of the mainstream performers because who wouldn’t with the radio these days. However, they only bought tickets because thats what “all the cool kids were doing ” and it is “so hipster”. When everyone is talking about seeing all these great bands they’ve already rehearsed plenty of ways to act as if they know exactly what they are talking about.. and for some reason usually seemed wayyyy more enthusiastic than normal. You could say the most ridiculous statement and they would mindlessly agree instead of admitting their obliviousness.

5.) The People Who Don’t Leave Sahara Tent

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This is taking Coachella to the next level. The Sahara tent is know for the EDM/neon lovers and here you will find some of the best outfits! These people are “on a good one” who refuse to stop dancing until the music physically stops. All we can do is stand back, not interrupt, and just hope they get enough water in their system to replace the copious amounts of sweat they have running down their bodies. On the plus side..at least their friends will know exactly where they will be at all times so they won’t have to worry about losing them.