Doesn’t know what AOL is.
Still likes blowing only bubbles.
Can’t tell you what time Usher was in his droptop cruising the streets.
Has light up shoes.
Doesn’t know Kel loves orange soda.
Thinks blowing a cartridge is something dirty.
Hasn’t seen The Little Mermaid on VHS.
Went to prom less than five years ago.
Doesn’t know what Lisa Frank is.
Can’t finish “In West Philadelphia”…
SHE’S TOO YOUNG FOR YOU BRO!
