Wow…Your Body is INSANITY!

Awwww…..San Diego, the Whale’s Vagina, the vacation spot of dreams, the beautiful weather of….sixty-five degrees and cloudy as the back seat of a horny teenager’s car? Read more

San Diego’s Hidden Gem: the Rubi

Rubicon Deli
Truth be told, more than a few of my nights of drunken debauchery has led to a morning on some uncomfortable couch, still decked out in a skin tight dress and make up resembling the beauty expertise of KISS.  Once awake, the perusing around for shoes begins, followed by the realization that my stomach will kick my ass unless fed.  Read more

Prom? Yes thats right

Top Ten Reasons to Attend Hard Rock’s Prom on June 29th, 2010:
1. Mr. Belding (enough said).

2. You do not have to be Mr/Mrs. Popular to win in this prom court. Instead, you could win in a variety of categories such as “Most likely to end up in the drunk tank” (Oh lord, been there once wearing nothing but my knickers…do NOT vote for me).
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Craig & Ayla

Yesterday as I floated by Ayla Simome spinning at the FIREHOUSE (after the Big Wheel Drag Races – which was awesome btw!) she cut my intoxicated sashay short and said, “I think you’re really going to like this”, and handed me a CD she had just burned. It was an odd but really intimate exchange; Like in Napoleon Dynamite when Deb takes the picture of Uncle Rico and says, “I think that’s going to come out really nice.” Or, when Uncle Rico pulls the ship out of the box as the couple ponders buying the “32 piece set” and the woman ever so oddly says, “I want that.” That movie captures those moments so well, and now, I was in a real life version; and for the record, it was pretty rad.

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visual learning

one of the comments i received on this blog was about being a “visual learner”. wow can i relate to that statement – fuck i think in colors … so although this is a short post, let this be a lesson to us all that, Read more