Awwww…..San Diego, the Whale’s Vagina, the vacation spot of dreams, the beautiful weather of….sixty-five degrees and cloudy as the back seat of a horny teenager’s car? All of the local San Diegans are certainly less than impressed with the summer weather we have experienced lately. However, I have high hopes for a warm fall allocating skimpy bikinis at the beach. While you may not be drawn outdoors during the recent laissez-faire behavior of the sun, you can still be ready for the sun‘s long awaited return. I recently tried the beach body workout video INSANITY with a few girl friends. The at home video is by the makers of P90X, requires no equipment, and will kick your freakin’ ass! Imagine Jillian Michaels, a drill sergeant, and forty-five minutes of cardio and strength-based hell married and had a baby. That baby’s name is INSANITY. The spectacle of three girls trying to keep up with this video would leave anyone with tears of laughter, especially watching us try to move the next day. Yet, despite the proceeding elderly swagger due to muscles ripping apart from my limbs, the video gives real results if you stick it out. I have already seen results after a week, but expect sixty days of this butt blasting brigade. So instead of nagging about our less than perfect weather, get ready for the eventual heat with a perfect body instead!

INSANITY can be purchased here: http://www.kickasstorrents.com/search/insanity%20/

By Jessica Bailey