These Trixy platform pumps in tan print ponyskin from Brian Atwood
make me want to get a sex change. be careful, with these bad boys, I
recommend a plain dress or some calm (but hot) jeans – that’s the way
to go as THESE are the fashion statement. take heed and remember, with
great power (these shoes) comes great responsibility (Spiderman 1,
Circa 2002).